RandomFire's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Random Excuse Machine]

I will review this...

after I punch my hairy grandpa.

[Shoot 2: CC Mission 1]

Hmmm....

I pondered, I pondered for a long time, and I have come to the conclusion that YOUR A CHEAP ANIMATOR!!! GOD!! If your gonna make a cool game, animated good *well. The stick man was cool, I KILLED THAT WUSS!!!

[True Warriors Demo Remake]

WHAT THE FUCK???

Im just almost 13,younger than you, and I can draw better with my dick!!!

[Kangoo vs Kangoo]

HAHAHAHAHA

That is the funniest and best game on new-grounds. MAKE A SEQUIL!!!

[Kill Eminem]

Eminem is a bastard

Some of his music may sound all right, but hes a stupid prick. Insults his friggen wife man. What a bastard. He should get fuckin banned from cds. People shouldnt hafta listen to the crap he writes about. Hes also very unorigianal and that sux too. But good game KillaKane.

[Super Mario Scene Creator]

Hey me again, dont worry

Suprisingly good. Basic drag operation yea, but its better than that friggen "Fukemon Dress-up: thing. Good to here that music again. Havent played ol' Super for a long time. Now for the part you put me down for:
I think it would have been better if there was a music on and off switch, animating marios and koopas (ie. dancing, walking) and your drag operation had a glitch while passing over other objects. Dont call my little sister mental (in which you already have) on account that she rather enjoyed this. ... I held back on my critic, so dont get pissed of like you usually do k?

[Dessert Battle Lev. 1]

I WANT MY MUFFINS!!!

If I wanted to shoot some retarded looking soldiers that dont even bleed I wouldnt click on something that has to do with desert would, DUMBASS!

[RaT DeeJay 3]

POW POw Pow pow

for sure the best Rat DJ. looks great!

[Rat DeeJay 2]

hmmm....

Its ok but compared to the other Rat DJs it sux. Some of the sounds just dont work with each other.